Free to be Petty T-Shirt

It's never truly free, but we've got a T-shirt that says it is!

This white cotton tee is printed with the phrase “it cost $0.00 to be petty and you know I love free shit” in black lettering. It also comes in multiple sizes, so you can make sure it fits just right.

Wear this shirt when you're trying to get petty or when you're feeling like getting petty is a waste of time. It's perfect for any occasion where there are other people around—just put on your best “I'm not going to bother with social niceties today” face and let them know what's up!